Laura. Newcastle. 18, fuck. Instagram .  people having a wank.

webs-we-weave:

blackbanshee:

conkersradfurday:

do-androidsdreamof-electricsheep:

A Wet Dream on Elm Street (2011)

how do you even jerk off to this

ARE THOSE VIBRATERS ON HIS FINGERS

IM SCREMAIGM

dwight-privilege:

two girls in the line in the girls bathroom were complimenting each other then started making out
this is what happens when females are safely out of the male gaze

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animalcell:

recalled pencils from a 90’s anti drug campaign

animalcell:

recalled pencils from a 90’s anti drug campaign

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encourage:

Me in the morning 

image

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there’s something beautifully satisfying about this image

there’s something beautifully satisfying about this image

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roxxieyo:

thanks to gifyo, i will now have the perfect response to those “omg ur sew fat” anons.

roxxieyo:

thanks to gifyo, i will now have the perfect response to those “omg ur sew fat” anons.

officialfrenchtoast:

the-black-mrrogers:

insipidrainbow:

chadleymacguff:

*mortal combat voice* FINISH HIM

SHE USED THE FORCE OF HIM PULLING HER TO HELP PROPEL HERSELF ONTO HIM. THAT’S SOME TACTICAL THINKING DAMN. 

she beat his ass with flip flops on thats some serious skill

the other dude that shows up is literally the same dude what the fuck

officialfrenchtoast:

the-black-mrrogers:

insipidrainbow:

chadleymacguff:

*mortal combat voice* FINISH HIM

SHE USED THE FORCE OF HIM PULLING HER TO HELP PROPEL HERSELF ONTO HIM. THAT’S SOME TACTICAL THINKING DAMN. 

she beat his ass with flip flops on thats some serious skill

the other dude that shows up is literally the same dude what the fuck

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  • person: i’m bisexual
  • media: you’re coming out as gay
  • person: no, i’m bisexual
  • media: HEY LOOK THIS PERSON IS GAY
  • person: no you see, i’m actually not gay, i’m bisexual
  • media: IT TAKES SO MUCH COURAGE TO COME OUT AS GAY, THIS PERSON IS COMING OUT AS GAY, EVERYONE LOOK, IT’S A GAY PERSON
  • person: seriously though, i specifically said bisexu —
  • media: GGGGGAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
thisistheverge:

These are the customized Lamborghinis of Japan’s underworld What do you do with your Lamborghini if you think it isn’t getting enough attention? For some of the Yakuza in Tokyo’s underground, you customize it with vinyl wraps, flashing lights, and strings of colored LEDs. Japan-based director and cinematographer Luke Huxham created a mini-documentary last year offering a wonderful peek inside this subculture, which has blossomed from illegal, loud bōsōzoku motorcycle gangs full of young daredevils. Huxham managed to gain access to a man named Morohoshi-san, who invited him to shoot the short film about the gang and its customized rides.

it looks like it’s going to the future

thisistheverge:

These are the customized Lamborghinis of Japan’s underworld
What do you do with your Lamborghini if you think it isn’t getting enough attention? For some of the Yakuza in Tokyo’s underground, you customize it with vinyl wraps, flashing lights, and strings of colored LEDs. Japan-based director and cinematographer Luke Huxham created a mini-documentary last year offering a wonderful peek inside this subculture, which has blossomed from illegal, loud bōsōzoku motorcycle gangs full of young daredevils. Huxham managed to gain access to a man named Morohoshi-san, who invited him to shoot the short film about the gang and its customized rides.

it looks like it’s going to the future

contra-punt:

Welcome to Britain

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awesomonster:

obese-starving-artist:

the-treble:

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts on your dash follow NowYouKno

That was super nice of them.
And now I’m mad that nobody told us we were given cows. Cause that’s really f*cking nice and nobody mentioned it at all.

American media tends to disregard that anyone donates to the US. And then Amurricans complain about money going abroad because “nobody helped the US in our disasters.”
>.>
Also, do you know how much a cow costs? O.O

It isn’t just a matter of how much a cow costs, its a matter of considering that Masai life is based around their cattle. Its their wealth, their food, and a significant part of their religion. Here’s a quote from Wikipedia:
“Traditional Maasai lifestyle centres around their cattle which constitute their primary source of food. The measure of a man’s wealth is in terms of cattle and children. A herd of 50 cattle is respectable, and the more children the better. A man who has plenty of one but not the other is considered to be poor.[37] A Maasai religious belief relates that God gave them all the cattle on earth, leading to the belief that rustling cattle from other tribes is a matter of taking back what is rightfully theirs, a practice that has become much less common.[38]”
So its not just “they gave us 14 cows”, its that they gave us something that is very important and significant to them, it is more than just a kind gesture that definitely deserves to be known and its a genuine shame that more people don’t know about it.

awesomonster:

obese-starving-artist:

the-treble:

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts on your dash follow NowYouKno

That was super nice of them.

And now I’m mad that nobody told us we were given cows. Cause that’s really f*cking nice and nobody mentioned it at all.

American media tends to disregard that anyone donates to the US. And then Amurricans complain about money going abroad because “nobody helped the US in our disasters.”

>.>

Also, do you know how much a cow costs? O.O

It isn’t just a matter of how much a cow costs, its a matter of considering that Masai life is based around their cattle. Its their wealth, their food, and a significant part of their religion. Here’s a quote from Wikipedia:

Traditional Maasai lifestyle centres around their cattle which constitute their primary source of food. The measure of a man’s wealth is in terms of cattle and children. A herd of 50 cattle is respectable, and the more children the better. A man who has plenty of one but not the other is considered to be poor.[37] A Maasai religious belief relates that God gave them all the cattle on earth, leading to the belief that rustling cattle from other tribes is a matter of taking back what is rightfully theirs, a practice that has become much less common.[38]

So its not just “they gave us 14 cows”, its that they gave us something that is very important and significant to them, it is more than just a kind gesture that definitely deserves to be known and its a genuine shame that more people don’t know about it.

swifterdeen:

9livescatseyes:

The thong one tho

i cant even omg

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strangelybeautifulworld:

nympherret:

like how much more obvious does this need to be made for people to get it?

this isnt even an exaggeration 
like at all

strangelybeautifulworld:

nympherret:

like how much more obvious does this need to be made for people to get it?

this isnt even an exaggeration 

like at all

(Source: america-wakiewakie)